I play like
Frank Lampard - I get better with age like him too!!
Other People say I play like
A fat guy running after a kebab in a sauna!!
Best football achievement
After 7 long years of failing we followed our Division 3 promotion by actually being crowned Champions of Division Two the following season and playing in the top flight for the first time. Other achievements include scoring goals against a Bradford City select team and the cast of Emmerdale in a charity tournament.
Worst moment in football
Never winning penalty shoot outs. We have been so close to glory in various finals and semi finals, but lose out to the dreaded penalties!! Also dislocating my knee and been out of action for months was a nightmare!
Best player in our team
Tough one. Possibly the goals that Dave H brings to the team means he just pips it!
Team supported
Chelsea through and through!
My football hero
'Franco Zola
My football villain
The ex-Liverpool thumb sucker, Luis Garcia for having the nerve to claim THAT goal!
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
I am the team captain and lead by example on the field - my all action go get 'em and not give in until you die attitute - and lead by example off it... I always nominate someone to go to the bar first! I'm the first guy there every week and always the last to leave. The Missus says football is my mistress!! I also compile all the stats for the team, arrange the end of season bash and basically live and breathe to play, watch and get involved with football. Our team motto is Blood, Sweat and Beers... Revolutions Till I Die!