I play like
Maradona's Dad
Other People say I play like
Madonna's Dad
Best football achievement
Scoring at Old Trafford in a Charity Match, beat the keeper and kneeled down and headed it in
Worst moment in football
Most weeks at five a side
Best player in our team
James Jackson
Team supported
Manchester United
My football hero
Eric Cantona
My football villain
My right knee and plasticine spine
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
Because I'm still carting my old arse around at nearly 40