I play like
Patrick Viera
Other People say I play like
Henri Camara
Best football achievement
Scoring two goals in the glorious Euros FC cup run of 2009, many more to come hopefully.
Worst moment in football
Oxford Mail Boys League. Parents and managers fighting. Amongst this there we all were just watching gob-smacked, we got dragged off the pitch and the game was abandoned after just 10 minutes. I hope I'm never like that if I have a son, dark days.
Seeing my football team, Oxford United, fall from the Championship to the Conference in 7 years is pretty heart-breaking too.
Best player in our team
Scott Scrivens
Team supported
Oxford United
My football hero
Joey Beauchamp
My football villain
Joey Barton
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
Get lashed, and usually get gash, on the saturday night beforehand and will always appear for the mighty Euros the morning after.