I play like
Jesus
Other People say I play like
An even gayer C3PO
Best football achievement
Scored a hat-trick in one half after coming out of goal with us 4-3 down! Ended up losing 12-11 as well - typical Declan Evans!
Worst moment in football
Going to the toilet with Blitzkrieg 4-3 down, and then returned two minutes later with us losing 8-3! To the team that were at the bottom of the league! Which is the very lowest tier!
Best player in our team
The fact that I would have to say me is neither here nor there, but it is definitely me.
Team supported
Manchester United
My football hero
Mohammed Al-Fayed
My football villain
Cristiano Ronaldo, for his chiselled good lucks and rock-hard abs!
Why I'm a Weekend Wonder
I am thus, because i juggle my dead-end and dire skill-less footballing career with my fairly substantial talent as an 800m runner, with 6 Welsh Junior titles and 5 International appearances. Even so, you should not be impressed, as every week I go out and risk terrible injury on a kickabout with the worst team in the world - my mates!