Simon Thomas
At 37 this old warhorse is still going strong. A veteran of the Sunday League killing fields, Thomas admits at his age and size he should be playing more golf. The lovechild of Peter Pan and Gazza.
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James Evans
Revolutions midfielder likens himself to Frank Lampard, but he's more of "a fat guy running after a kebab in a sauna." He lives by the motto, "Blood, sweat and beers... Revolutions till I die!"
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