Everton supporters’ team Bluekipper have pulled off the Weekend Wonders transfer coup of the decade by signing Blues’ legend Duncan Ferguson.

On their way to victory in Weekend Wonders’ Team of the Week competition, the Scousers signed up an astonishing 28 new players, with Hampshire’s Widbrook United FC drafting in 14 new recruits.

One of their new players included the 6ft 4in former Everton and Scotland striker Big Dunc.

Much controversy has surrounded the validity of the transfer, with no press conference, comment or photographic evidence.

The Northern Football Supporters League are reportedly sending in a investigation crack team – led by a triumvirate of Mark Lawrenson, Alan Hansen and Graeme Souness.

When asked about Ferguson’s signature, Bluekipper managed Peter McPartland proudly announced: “He’s a Blue.”

McPartland hopes the bellicose Scot will help the club clinch a league and cup double in only their second season as a competitive team.

The Bluekipper boss paid testament to the passionate Scouse following, which rocketed his club to victory over Widbrook United FC and persuaded Ferguson to come out of retirement.

“We are sponsored by a major Everton fan site, Bluekipper, which gets four million hits a day.

“We used the site and its forum; we also used Facebook and our site. Our players all wanted to win – as they do with everything,” he beamed.

Here McPartland introduces to his loyal team….

Best player in the team?
At the moment Ynyr (Onions) Jones. He bosses midfielders and has the energy of an athlete. The Onion has won 10 man of the match awards so far this season and bagged 11 goals – not bad for a Welshman.

Most skilful?
Lee Lawson. He’s very raw and young, but has all the tricks to be a top winger.

Best taste in music?
Geo McAlley – only cause he uses a different lyric everyday as his Facebook status.

Worst taste in music?
Mitch Murphy.

Most intelligent?
Matty McKeown is the cleverest on paper, but ask him to get to our ground and he gets lost. Idolises Jack Bauer, yet got locked in my car.

Least intelligent?
Lee Lawson. Just not very bright.

Team hardman?
We don’t really have one but Geo McAlley and Ynyr Jones will always look after the other lads.

Biggest moaner?
Me – end of. If you’re having a bad game you’re going to know about it.

Worst trainer?
Either me or Lee Lawson, we’re just that good, heh heh!

Worst dressed?
Paul the Lid - his ties are awful.

Worst barnet?
Andy Nolan…. Looks like it was shaved off by his mum.

Biggest prankster?
The lads who covered Paddy in god-knows-what in Barcelona – you know who you are.

Who's the flashiest?
Ian Hopkins – Loadsamoney in his Beamer.

Ladies man?
Dan Manning (only cause his bird will ground him for me saying it).

Biggest tart?
Matty McKeown.

If you were stranded on a desert island which one of your team-mates would you take with you?
Mitch Murphy or Onions. Mitch just makes me laugh and Onions could talk anyone into saving us.